Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.