Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Petrify Jokes More Petrify Jokes

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Who's in there?

He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!