Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

the tyranno-sorest rex

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"