Petrify Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

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What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

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Old Tree Jokes More Old Tree Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Petrified Wood Jokes More Petrified Wood Jokes

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.