What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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What is the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm!

Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.