What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

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What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Star Wars) Luke-warm.