What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D