What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!