What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?