What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!