What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.