How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

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What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.