12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
None. They can't get up that high!
12 pirates.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.