How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight