How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.