What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.