What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.