What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What do you call a reptile detective ?

An investigator Sorry

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What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism