What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime