What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What is the primary job of an alligator?

make allegations

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.