What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why was the computer programmer single?

Because he couldn't commit.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Investigator Jokes More Investigator Jokes

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime