What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR