What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.