Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.