Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

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What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper