He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.
Some Stormtrooper
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
A private investigator.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
BLEEE-AAAACH!
