Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills