What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.