What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.