Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands