Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.