What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What did the two narwhals say at midnight?

Nothing, they just baconed.

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How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.