What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

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Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.