Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.