Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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He used an eyepatch

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Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one