What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!