What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.