What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars