What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A: A violator.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why do crippled kids get picked on so much?

Because they can't stand up for themselves.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars