What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(