What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant