What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision