What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision