What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

Previous Random Joke Next

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Civil War Jokes More Civil War Jokes

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.