What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.