What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.