The doctor had to heal-ium.
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Absolutely nothing.
Both crews were marooned.
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Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Made you look!
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
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I reddit.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Pine trees
Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
20 hydrogen atoms.
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