How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Doc Jokes More Doc Jokes

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..