How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What kind of patients?

All of them"

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What's Up Doc?

by Howie Dewin

Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc