What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Prosecutor Jokes More Prosecutor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury