Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.