Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Pedicure Jokes More Pedicure Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.