Ask them to pronounce it.
A cheesy pun.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
They both ask for change and never get any.
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;