What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

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What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

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What are you guys doing here?

Just waiting for Ronaldo"

What do you call a guy with no hair named Gary?

Garibaldi

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod