How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Self Jokes More Self Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Hypotenuse Jokes More Hypotenuse Jokes

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.