How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.