How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

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They can't even.

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Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

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What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse