How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

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What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed?

Hypotenuse

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.