How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.