How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

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What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.