How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.