What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

her natalie

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ?

Bridget the end of the world !