What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!