What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

putting them back in the wheelchair