What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again