What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What's the most popular soup in China?

Chicken poodle soup...I know, I know booooo

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.