What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder