What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D