What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.