Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What kind of woman are the most irrational?

The ones with the golden proportions!

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.