Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin?

No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

One Jokes More One Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.