Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Conundrums!

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

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What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.