What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

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Nark Nark

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First, invade ze kitchen...

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Coconut

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a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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An erection.

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A really stupid ape

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About three fifths.

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Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor