What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!