How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Blind Date Jokes More Blind Date Jokes

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting