How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

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What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "

How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "