How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Disaster Jokes More Disaster Jokes

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Blind Date Jokes More Blind Date Jokes

How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.