How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "