Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.

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Beef Jokes More Beef Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'