What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

grave-y gravy

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.