Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
One's a fruit, you idiot.
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
grave-y gravy
Anyone can mash potatoes
Beef Stroken off
You don't want beef with me
Roasting a chicken.
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
for disturbing the peas!
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
