Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!