Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!