Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.