Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How would you say you handle job pressure?

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What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D