Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What do you call making jokes of a chicken on fire?

Roasting a chicken.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut