Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The ones with food.
Borris Kutchyakockoff
Because they're all pointless
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Because he's Snow'd-in!
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
The soviet Onion
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
Because Joseph was Stalin.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
They were afraid of Stalin.
