Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.
A: There is writing on the White-out.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
He's Snowden.
Cause he was snowden.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Gulag to you too.
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Deez Nutz
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Russia kept Stalin it
M'otherland"