Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
Because it's Russki.
Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks
You use an o-silly-scope!
Franchicing
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
I'm Snowden!
Soviet Onions.
The Soviet Onion
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
They were afraid of Stalin.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!