Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.