Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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How do you torture Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony