Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
If you're reading this it's too late.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Because they're already used to being whipped.
The cream
Mr. Peanut
Because they work for peanuts
I need to do a vowel movement!
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
Puppy dogs !
Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
There's twenty of them.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
