Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut