Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Why are Gorillas underpaid?

They're willing to work peanuts!

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Why do you have rashes every time you get your salary?

Employee: I am allergic to peanuts.