Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

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Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.