Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.